Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL wearing a captain's hat with

wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem

Dulles Airport Christmas Party 1990 is exactly what happens when your holiday gathering swaps eggnog for explosions and mistletoe for incoming fire

and the results are conclusive

but a horseshoe in your pocket requires zero cardio

Things Rick Astley Will Never Do - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL wearing a captain's hat withRickrolling usually requires a fake link and plausible deniability, but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move. Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding. The Details: Bold white text reads "THINGS RICK ASTLEY WILL NEVER DO:" across the top. A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: