WWJBD - Unisex Hoodie 60s. 70s and the kind of corporate

and the kind of corporate overlords that would absolutely sell you a malfunctioning crime-fighting robot

Brush-style white text reads "I TEABAGGED YOUR" above a detailed etched-style illustration of a full drum kit rendered in cyan

a restaurant that drew crowds from the 1930s through the 1970s

Golden-yellow arched block text reads "HOUSTON

WWJBD - Unisex Hoodie 60s. 70s and the kind of corporateMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"