Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats A hand-drawn sailboat on ocean

A hand-drawn sailboat on ocean waves with clouds and birds fills the center

which honestly is the most American tradition nobody put on a stamp

A multicolored rainbow arc in red

Inspired by James Bond

Charlie Don't Surf - Women's T-Shirt boats A hand-drawn sailboat on oceanKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal